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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3147 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4830 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9897 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the diamonds be raining from the sky like confetti at a party. and get this, the creepers are all trained to break dance instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.
oh, and did i mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
also, the villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day, but at night they’ll bust out their ninja moves and protect the village from any baddies that come creepin’.
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join in on the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows. yeah, it’s a thing.
