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X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	109

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6172	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	230
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2784
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5450	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2774
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	2455
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?