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Blocky Bed Bounce

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	3576
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7625	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1606
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	138	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1943
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	2381	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ores Mined:	4274
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	931
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4914	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!