🍆💦BETA version Ezio Auditore Minecraft Servers

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward family moments, awkward moment, AwkwardCraft, Calm, coping mechanisms, cringe-worthy moments, dealing with awkwardness, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing stories, family dynamics, Family Events, family gathering, family relationships, family reunions, handling awkward moments, navigating awkward situations, social awkwardness, social situations, uncomfortable family gatherings, uncomfortable situations

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Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3555
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6459

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Items Found:	7492	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Animals Bred:	66	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Insane BETA version Ezio Auditore Minecraft Servers

GFJobSearchCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

Stats November 22, 2024

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyParentz

Stats November 22, 2024

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

2. Will the server reset in the future?

3. How does the economy work on the server?

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Void Gems Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Meteorites Collected:	1