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Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	3930	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	194	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	186	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	639	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	4191	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchantments Applied:	266	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8674	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!