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CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2967
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6620	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	3277	Star Shards Collected:	142
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ores Mined:	1358	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3611
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	136	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).