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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4100 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
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