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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2576 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8922 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4717 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).