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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	6087	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	749	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8022
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	110
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9440	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	5638	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchantments Applied:	72	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mines Excavated:	3939	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!