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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 472 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.