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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1922 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 119 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3923 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Picture this: a world where everyone must eat exactly 22 peas with their chicken dish or face the consequences. And don’t even think about chatting for more than 2 sentences, or else you’ll be banished to the Pealess Wasteland.
But that’s not all – we also have a resident milk thermostat enthusiast who insists on drinking near frozen milk with his cookies. It’s a cold, creamy adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about dairy products.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for absurdity. See you on the other side!