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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2793 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9234 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Forget about real life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the elusive pink sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music when you swing it.
So why join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted armor? Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs are invited to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you go pig flying, you’ll never go back!