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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5276 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!