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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Accountability, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, international law, justice system, legal proceedings, military crimes, military discipline, military justice, military tribunal, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian Invasion, russian military, Russian servicemen, Server, ukraine war, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war trials

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	2430
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more Russian servicemen than you can shake a stick at! These guys are so skilled at Minecraft, they’ve been tried for military crimes in Ukraine! Can you imagine the chaos they’ll bring to our server?! Join now for a chance to team up with these hardened criminals and dominate the virtual world like never before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious mayhem!

IsraeliWeaponExpo

arms embargo, arms exhibition, arms sales, arms trade, Ban, controversy, court decision, defense industry, diplomatic relations, European court, French court, international relations, Israeli companies, IsraeliWeaponExpo, legal dispute, legal ruling, Middle East conflict, military equipment, political decision, trade show, weapons show

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2106	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.

oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.

plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CrazeCraft: Existence LOL

CrazeCraft, crazy, Existence, existence in the universe, existence is crazy, existence is mind-blowing, existence is wonder, existence of life, Life, lol, Mind Blowing, Universe, Wonder

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s basically what our server is like, except even more bonkers. We’ve got villagers who breakdance, skeletons who wear top hats, and cows who speak in Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total madhouse, but in, like, the best way possible.

And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.

PandemicCraft: No Racism, Just Blocks

Anti-Asian rhetoric, Asian American, blocks, Covid-19 pandemic, discrimination, earnings, economic effects, employment, employment disparities, findings, hate crimes, Impact, minority groups, Northeastern research, pandemic response, PandemicCraft, prejudice, racism, social justice, Stereotypes, study, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	79

So, like, you wanna join this totally rad Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the best place to be, man! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

And get this, our server is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons are friendly! They’ll help you build a house, mine for diamonds, and even bake you a cake for your birthday. It’s like a dream come true, man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLinuxMC Server

@lutris, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinuxMC, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, proton, rare, Roberta, Server, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, wine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure, but beware of the llama guards who will spit on anyone who tries to steal it.

Looking for a challenge? Try our parkour course where the floor is made of slippery ice and the only way to win is by doing the floss dance at the finish line.

And don’t forget about our annual sheep shearing competition, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of wool.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama spit).

PutinCraft Server: North Korea Edition

aggressors, Architecture, Beautiful, beautiful country, bold, Countries, culture, Edition, elegance, Great President, Korea, north, North Korea, North Korea beautiful architecture, planet, PutinCraft, Republic, Righteous, russia, SAVIOR, Server, VALUES, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin arrived, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5949	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zombie Dances:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Putin’s arrival in North Korea? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blend of Russian valor and North Korean beauty! Join us and be part of the righteous and bold players who will take over the Minecraft world in the next 40 to 50 years. Our architecture and elegance will leave you in awe, just like the Republic of North Korea. So come on, join us and be a part of this beautiful and bold adventure!

NBArejectsMC

Basketball, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dreams, family dynamics, guidance, high school, Honesty, immaturity, influence, Mentorship, NBA, NBArejectsMC, nephew, parenting, reality check, Skills, Sportsmanship, talent

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Animals Bred:	164
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your skills and rise to the top? Look no further than our server, where even a 5th grader with one shoe can almost beat a high school freshman at b-ball! Join us for some epic gameplay and crazy competitions that will have you feeling like a pro in no time.

Our server is the perfect place for aspiring NBA stars who may not have the best dribbling skills or even own a basketball. We welcome all levels of players, even those who double dribble their way to victory. And if you’re looking for some tough love and real talk, our community is here to set you straight and help you realize your true potential (even if it’s not in the NBA).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and where dreams of basketball stardom can come crashing down in the most hilarious ways. Who needs the NBA when you can dominate in the world of Minecraft?

VillainLogicMC

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, character analysis, complex character, conflicted villain, Empathy, ethical dilemma, gray area, misunderstood villain, moral ambiguity, nuanced portrayal, perspective, redemption arc, relatable villain, shades of gray, storytelling, sympathetic villain, Thought-provoking, Villain, VillainLogicMC, villainous motives

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Do you crave chaos and mischief in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and align yourself with the most misunderstood villains in Minecraft history. From the misunderstood Creeper who just wants a hug to the Ender Dragon who is tired of being the bad guy, you’ll find yourself sympathizing with these baddies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood ghost looking for friends to haunt. Join us and help him find his place in the world (or at least in the Nether).

So come on down to our server and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knew villains could be so relatable?

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

activism, celebration, Community, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, equality, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Invasion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pride Event, PrideCraft, progress, protest, resistance, russia, Server, solidarity, tolerance, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate ukraine pride by building rainbow castles and dancing with llamas in tutus! we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from invading russian creepers! join us for the craziest pride party in the blocky world and show off your building skills while fighting off evil invaders! come on, you know you want to be a part of this wild adventure!

MineRichFamTrial

Abuse, ACCUSED, court case, crime, criminal charges, defendants, Exploitation, forced labor, human trafficking, investigation, Justice, Legal, MineRichFamTrial, modern slavery, prosecution, richest family, scandal, suspects, trial, uk, Wealthy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	971
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can play wif da UK’s richest family? dey be on trial for human trafficking but don’t worry, dey still got time to play minecraft wif u! imagine mining diamonds wif a real life billionaire while dey dodge da cops! join now for da craziest minecraft experience of ur life! #richkidsofminecraft