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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4087 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!