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Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	73
Animals Bred:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

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NoRoadNoPayMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Star Shards Collected:	216	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

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PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	564687
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!