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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7172 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 177 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Votes: | 7376 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
