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BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crops Grown:	1657
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	5045
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Mines Excavated:	1825
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

MomCraft16: No Takebacks

#mother-son bond, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, MomCraft16, mother-daughter relationship, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, Motherhood, parental favoritism, parental neglect, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, Takebacks, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

BlockBreakersAnonymous

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	99	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

PsychoParentProbsMC

children, coping mechanisms, diagnoses, family history, genetics, intervention, long-term outcomes, mental health, mental health services, mental illness, parents, Prevention, psychiatric disorders, PsychoParentProbsMC, research, resilience, Risks, study, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runes Activated:	7

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!