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TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, argentina, controversy, crime, criminal responsibility, debate, Government, Justice, juvenile offenders, law, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, Minors, policy, Proposal, punishment, REFORM, Server, Social Issues, teenagers, TeenTerrors

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!

BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

Asia-Pacific, BritCraft, British, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval, naval operations, Navy, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Patrol, SECURITY, Tension, United Kingdom, warship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Analysis, Candidate, Considerations, Decision making, decision making process, election, guidance, guy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Opinions, opposition, perspective, Politics, pros and cons, redpill, RedPillCraft, research, Server, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#nagatoro, Adventures, art, blocky, chapter 153, comedy, Comic, dream, high school, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nagatoros, relationship, romance, senpai, Server, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to fulfill your wildest dreams and build the most insane creations you can imagine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Nagatoro herself appears and challenges you to a build battle. Can you outbuild the queen of trolling? Only on this server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the end dimension, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make all your Minecraft dreams come true!

SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	121
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2297

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

conscious consumption, conservation awareness, CraftyCrisis, inventory management, limited supply, minimal usage, minimalistic living, product consumption, product depletion, product efficiency, product essentiality, product necessity, product scarcity, product usage, resource allocation, resource conservation, resource mindfulness, resource optimization, resource preservation, running out, sustainable practices, Wisely

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.