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Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

CraftyCreeperClan

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2003
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2574	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

VShojo+ Crafty Chaos – Join the Fun!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	108086	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server, the Family Sticks Together Edition! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them! The debut was epic and we even have a lore video that will blow your mind. Our schedule is so organized, it’s symmetrical – that’s how you know we mean business. Plus, when nobody’s live, you can enjoy the peace and quiet or go on crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our VShojo crew includes Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mochi, Mouse, and Zen. These streamers are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft and make it a memorable experience for you. And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we have channels for Kson, Henya, and more!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be legendary!

GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	826
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

🌟 Love him or hate him, Steve was the ultimate gamer. His death was not just a loss, but an inflection point in gaming history. It’s as if his presence was keeping some nefarious Force at bay.

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the legend. Who knows, maybe Steve will rise from the dead and lead us to victory against the creepers and zombies!

Experience the thrill of building pixelated wonders and battling enemies in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!