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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5153
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	345425
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	5122
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	8679	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	67

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8006	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	9351
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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