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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7217
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	179
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	265
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6729
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness