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Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7319

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3822	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!