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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4667 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named Sir Mooington who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger! But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it.
Once you’ve conquered the cheeseburger quest, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil llamas in the epic Battle of the Barnyard! And if you’re feeling really brave, you can challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the enchanted disco room.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.