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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2565 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 177 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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