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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4150 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 201 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.