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Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6749
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	260	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Votes:	8380	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	85	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

action, alliances, Battles, Combat, Conflict, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Factions, Guns, Military, Modpack, multiplayer, nukes, Planes, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1370
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8854	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

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