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SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	5978
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4337
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!