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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

GaijinCraft: Where foreigners write weird sentences and build epic worlds!

BUILD, Communication, Confidence, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, envy, Epic, foreigner, foreigners, Gaijin, GaijinCraft, grammar, japanese, language barrier, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language study, MISTAKES, positivity, self-perception, sentences, weird, weird sentence, worlds, Write, Writing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	167	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	131
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!

Arcade, arcade games, classic, Competition, console, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, high score, Interactive, JOYSTICK, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Palace, pixelated, pong, post, Retro, retro gaming, SOVL, Technology, vintage, virtual reality

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4821
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	337
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!

DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

acceptance, blocky, bros, Community, cousins, Disabilities, Diversity, down syndrome, DownieCraft, Empathy, experiences, Friends, friendship, greentext, high school, inclusion, Memories, relationships, retard, special needs, Stories, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	245	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ores Mined:	3629
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	114
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Breakthrough, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, fear, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hot spring, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tread, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

80s, Adventures, alive, Celebrity, COMEBACK, Empath-chan, Empathchans, Enduring, fashion, iconic, inspiration, lookalike, Madonna, MIRACULOUS, Music, pop culture, resemblance, Resilient, Singer, Survival, survivor, Timeless, Trendsetter

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	84	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

Big Rabbit, Chuubas, Crafty, Defense, donathon, Edition, Elu, honor pons, IDOLS, Jong, Kaavi’s fortune, kekxpert, Lucky Yaku, mahjong, Masters, matatabi, nina, Saint, sources, Tileman, Toki, tournement, Vtuber, WWYD book, Yakuhai

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1223

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

Allegiance, Alliance, Bond, collaboration, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, CraftyCreeperCraze, Decision making, encouragement, friendship, Join, join her, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, solidarity, Support, teamwork, Trust, Unity, will you join her

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Bombing, Chaos, coffee, comfort, Communists, Crafty, drug trade, EU, Eurocucks, indifference, Israhell, Mate, nationalism, oblivion, Problem, Problems, profit, Rich, Server, Sponsorship, Unitedstatians, US, Wars, world wars

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

#15yearsago, #15yearslater, #feelingold, #Holdmebros, #timeflies, #timepassing, 1999, blocks, brotherhood, Day, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Server, Throwback

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Adventures, Anime, arrested, blocky, comedy, crime, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, humor, investigation, japanese, law enforcement, light-hearted, Manga, McBlockface, Police, quirky, slice of life, small town, Soremachi, tv show, You’re under arrest

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6671
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	82	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!