BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5551	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Meteorites Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3426
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	100	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4073
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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