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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5506 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7141 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 114 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!