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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9091 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!