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Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?

Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Items Found:	4066
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	137	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!

LOLg/ – Minecraft for Multilingual Memers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8493
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Are you tired of boring language learning servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to learn languages while having a blast! Last week, we launched a demoralization campaign that worked so well, everyone quit other servers just to join ours!

Join us to learn languages, share your language learning experiences, ask outrageous questions about your target language, and even participate in translation challenges that will make you question your sanity! Make frens who are just as crazy about languages as you are!

Check out our wiki for all the tips and tricks on how to learn a foreign language like a pro. And don’t forget our useful links, including a free language-learning book archive that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a language-learning journey like no other. Who knows, you might even pick up some alien languages along the way!

Crafty AF – Noobs Beware

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9003	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	93
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, and battle a horde of evil zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Arrow Drama Craft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3304	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!

SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1783	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	899	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where the evidence always shows… in hilarious fashion!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your troubles behind, just like how this player left behind his girlfriend and special needs daughter (allegedly).

Our server is the perfect place to hide from the law and build your own virtual paradise. Who needs a girlfriend and a daughter when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together. Just make sure to keep your alibis straight and your pickaxes sharp!

Cheater’s Paradise: The Sequel – Minecraft Isekai Life Ep. 2

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to introduce the most epic feature ever – Wolf Waifus! That’s right, soon you’ll be able to have your very own wolf waifu companion to help you on your adventures. Need someone to watch your back while you mine for diamonds? Wolf waifu’s got you covered. Want a cuddly friend to keep you warm at night? Wolf waifu’s got you there too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world with your trusty wolf waifu by your side.

Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mines Excavated:	2708	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!