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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 422 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5520 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
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