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IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	3538
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	639
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	1922	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Items Found:	4443
Star Shards Collected:	231	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	225	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6142
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5989
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	18

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle