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MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	398
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4553	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ores Mined:	5488	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	199	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6129	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2852	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!