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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2481 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7422 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.