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MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru

HonkaiCraft Server #975 – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1060
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Votes:	6855	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the world of Honkai Impact 3rd in Minecraft! Need tips and tricks? We’ve got you covered with our extensive newbie guides and resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the Shattered Swords VN creators are raving about it. And have you seen our latest v7.5 Crusade of Chasing Shadows Trailer? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary Lone Destruction: Shadowchaser in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	2727	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	2801	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.

UnlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magic Items Found:	2716
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unlock all the phones after 60 days. like, u join and suddenly ur phone is unlocked and u can call anyone in the world for free. it’s like magic but in minecraft. join now and be part of the phone unlocking revolution. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. why wouldn’t u want to be part of this craziness? come on, join now and unlock the phone of ur dreams.

KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!