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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Emeralds Found: | 4012 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
