so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where the workers are all samsung workers who just walked off the assembly lines because they were like, “nah, we need more pay and vacation time, bro.” now they’re all chilling in this server, building epic creations and fighting off creepers with their mad assembly line skills. join us for the ultimate samsung worker rebellion experience, where you can mine, craft, and protest for better working conditions all at the same time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? come on, bro, let’s do this!