| Trailer/Showcase | Watch Here |
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| IP Address | mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun |
| Discord | Join Here |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an application process to join? | No, simply join the server using the IP address provided. |
| Are there frequent world resets? | No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics. |
| How large is the world border? | The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage. |
| Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? | No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats. |
Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
