| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 404 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5629 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 148 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8013 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5401 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6487 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4971 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 658 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 343 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1806 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7656 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8227 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | New Chunks Explored: | 152945 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7978 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5464 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4269 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Enchantments Applied: | 249 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
