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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1873 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7897 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.