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Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Farms Harvested:	277	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Potions Brewed:	64	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4344	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	977404	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	9081	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9858
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1049	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	842710
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!