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ConeThiefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer

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LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!

JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!

BirdFeetNotOP

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join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

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Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

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Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4373	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ores Mined:	9026

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ores Mined:	2137
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Emeralds Found:	4482	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	902	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

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What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

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What is the SMP Release Date?

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HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	2077
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Villages Defended:	9