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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4943 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 5141 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧
