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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9774 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 488162 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world, where the House passes 61 billion diamonds aid bill and Russel Bentley “Texas” fights for the Donbass since 2014 (RIP).
But beware, Zelensky is signing new mobilization laws and the Ukrainian top commander says the eastern frontline has ‘significantly worsened’ – it’s a war out there, folks!
Defected SBU officers are getting car bombed in Moscow, Ukrainian parliament is passing new mobilization bills, and there are massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – it’s chaos!
But fear not, NATO diplomats are creating a “mission” in Ukraine and German aid is only 10 billion euros instead of 28 billion – what a steal!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama in the Ukraine. Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
