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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Star Shards Collected:	239
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2167
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Farms Harvested:	785	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4452
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	2684	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	717032	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	5112	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4890	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!