| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1237 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7150 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2046 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | New Chunks Explored: | 24192 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2672 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 178 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5919 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4041 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4537 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8628 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 3619 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
