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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Farms Harvested:	593	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ores Mined:	4948

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Potions Brewed:	180
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	638
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	5946

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!